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SWANLINBAR GROUP NEWS
A Security Warning for
all car owners
At a recent event in our Church
at Ballyconnell, a vehicle was broken into and a quantity of money stolen.
Every possible precaution was taken by the vehicle owner to ensure that
nothing was left in sight which might act as a temptation to passing pedestrians,
something which I am personally not always good at doing myself. This
incident happened because someone must have been watching very carefully
and not due to carelessness. I would therefore advise all folk coming
to services not to bring valuables with you if at all possible and to
be vigilant regarding who is around and what they are getting up to. We
do hope and pray that this was an isolated incident at our Church, but
it does raise the whole issue of personal security in the community. But
please do not become paranoid regarding strangers in our midst –
it would be an awful thing if we became so suspicious of people that an
un-welcoming attitude developed in our church.
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Bible Club
I would like to thank everyone
involved in our Bible Club at Ballyconnell this past month. Anyone who
called at the hall at any stage would agree with me that the kids had
a brilliant time, even though the numbers were a little disappointing.
One thing which really did encourage me was that we had so many young
leaders who were prepared to step up to the mark and take part in the
leadership of this club. This bodes well for the future in our Group and
is something which I will be hoping to build upon. Thank you all once
again.
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Easter Vestries
The Easter vestries have had
to be re-arranged as follows with Templeport & Swanlinbar meetings
exchanging dates: |
Parish |
Venue |
Date |
Tomregan Ballyconnell |
Minor Hall |
Tuesday 24th April |
St Peter's Templeport |
Templeport Community Centre |
Wednesday 25th April |
St Augustine's Swanlinbar |
Minor Hall Kinawley |
Thursday 26th April. |
Please note the change
of dates for the St Augustine's and St Peter's meetings |
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Noah in 2007!
In the year 2007, the Lord came unto Noah, who
was now living in Ireland and said, "Once again, the earth has
become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before
me.
Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few
good humans."
He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying, "You have 6 months to build
the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard
- but no Ark.
"Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where
is the Ark?"
"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed.
I needed Building Regulations Approval. I've been arguing with the Fire
Brigade about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that
I should have obtained planning permission for building the Ark in my
garden because it is development of the site even though in my view
it is a temporary structure. We had to go to appeal to the Secretary
of State for a decision.
Then the Department of Transport demanded a bond be posted for the future
costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear
the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea
would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
Getting the wood was another problem. All the decent trees have Tree
Preservation Orders on them and we live in a Site of Special Scientific
Interest set up in order to protect the spotted owl. I tried to convince
the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but
no go!
When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me. They insisted
that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the
accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to
put so many animals in a confined space.
Then the County Council, the Environment Agency and the Rivers Authority
ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental
impact study on your proposed flood.
I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities
Commission on how many BMEs I'm supposed to hire for my building team.
The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire
only CFMEU accredited workers with Ark-building experience.
To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets, claiming
I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to
finish this Ark."
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched
across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're
not going to destroy the world?"
"No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it."
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Our Greatest Need
"If our greatest need had been information, God would have sent us
an educator.
If our greatest need had been technology, God would have sent us a scientist.
If our greatest need had been money, God would have sent us an economist.
If our greatest need had been pleasure, God would have sent us an entertainer.
But our greatest need was forgiveness, So God sent us a Saviour!"
Chuck Swindoll, The Grace Awakening
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Emergency cover
Geoff and family will be away
on Easter break from Wednesday 11th April to 18th April inclusive. Any
emergencies during this period should be referred to Revd George Browne
on (00353 from NI) (R of I (0))719644415 (mobile 0863517700).
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Prayer points for April and May
Let us continue to listen
to God in prayer and develop a daily routine of praying for the
following on the day of the week indicated;
Monday: |
Let us pray for the elimination of
greed and jealousy in our own society as well as the wider
world where it is the cause of so much conflict ; |
Tuesday: |
For our school children, and all students
many of whom who will be studying for exams during the next
term ; |
Wednesday: |
For our forthcoming amalgamation with
Kildallon Group of Parishes – for partnership and the
benefit of all involved ; |
Thursday: |
For the success of the political
process in Northern Ireland, that every member of the Assembly
remember that they are working for the benefit of the whole
community. ; |
Friday: |
For those who are attending classes
with the intention of becoming Parish readers ; |
Saturday: |
For the farmers in our area, that
good weather with sunshine and rain at the right times brings
a harvest of plenty in the autumn ; |
Sunday: |
For absent relations and friends,
that they keep safe and well . |
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Service
Schedule for the remainder of April and May |
Please note the
changes since this schedule was first published
|
|
|
St Augustine's
Swanlinbar |
St Paul's
Kinawley |
St Peter's
Templeport |
TomRegan
Ballyconnell |
Date |
Event |
Time |
Service |
Leader |
Time |
Service |
Leader |
Time |
Service |
Leader |
Time |
Service |
Leader |
Sunday 15th April |
1st Sun of Easter |
United
Service in St Peter’s Templeport
at 11.30 am with |
Mrs
Margaret Crawford. |
|
Sunday 22nd April |
2nd Sun of Easter |
- |
- |
- |
10 am |
M.P. |
G.W. |
- |
- |
- |
11.30 |
M.P.. |
G.W. |
Sunday 29th April |
3rd Sun of Easter |
10
am |
M.P.. |
G.W. |
- |
- |
- |
11.30 |
M.P. |
G.W. |
- |
- |
- |
Sunday 6th May |
4th Sun of Easter |
10 am |
M.P. |
G.W. |
- |
|
- |
- |
- |
- |
11.30 |
H.C. |
G.W. |
Sunday 13th May |
5th Sun of Easter |
- |
- |
- |
10
am |
H.C. |
G.W. |
11.30 |
M.P. |
G.W. |
- |
- |
- |
Sunday 20th May |
6th Sun of Easter |
Service
in the Slieve Russell Hotel with Bishop Ken, Paul Clarke & Marion
Gibson |
Sunday 27th May |
7th Sun of Easter |
10 am |
M.P. |
G.W. |
- |
- |
- |
- |
- |
- |
11.30 |
M.P. |
G.W. |
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June
Not Yet Scheduled |
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|
St
Augustine's
Swanlinbar |
St
Paul's
Kinawley |
St
Peter's
Templeport |
TomRegan
Ballyconnell |
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