 Time for a smile!
Out of the Mouth’s of Children 1
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
Out of the Mouth’s of Children 2
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
 The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
Out of the Mouth’s of Children 3
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'
Out of the Mouth’s of Children 4
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.' |
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I wonder if you have been following the story of the Chilean miners. Lost and trapped underground. For a number of days feared dead. Then found and now please God rescued. As I write this half of 33 miners trapped underground are now safely returned to the surface.
It’s been a gripping story that has caught the attention of the whole world. It’s an incredible story of rescue filled with drama, fear and joy. What joy to be rescued! The emotional pictures of reunion are incredibly moving to see and many have stopped and prayed and given thanks to God. 
Family Time
Priceless Items in Ballyjamesduff Museum 
advantage of the opportunity to see them. The museum will open on Sunday 17th to facilitate those people who would like to see them but can’t visit on week days. (The Museum is closed every Monday)
Mother’s Union 
Gift Day
Swanlinbar Supper Dance
Celebrations
Congratulations
Mark Crawford, eldest son of Frederick and Margaret Crawford, Mullaghgarrow, Kinawley (parishioner of St Paul's Church Kinawley) has graduated recently from Queen's University Belfast, with a Masters of Engineering (M.Eng.) First Class Honours Degree in Civil Engineering.Mark is currently working on civil engineering projects in Edinburgh.
GFS
Boy’s Brigade
Safeguarding Trust
Kingdom Women
Autumn Sale
Badminton
Operation Christmas Child Shoe box appeal
Bazaar
Gift days
If you have a digital camera or a camera on your mobile phone please take photographs of your local parish activities. We would love to hear from you or, just send your photos to the group office. 
It will usually be manned on Thursday from 11.30 am - 2 pm in addition to Richard's surgery on the dates indictaed above (or 
